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Sink the couch

When a fat friend sits in the middle of a couch and causes everyone else on it to sink towards them.

when jerad sat down i almost fell on him. his fatass always sink the couch.

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A phrase used to express lack of interest in a story someone just said.

ryan: so last night at the party i was totaly dancing with this hottie when the cops busted it up. i was so bumemd.

Josh: yeah, sweet story.

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