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Cory Stearns

Cory Stearns is probably the best human species ever created. Here are a few reasons why. His look are unique, including a lil soul patch and beatiful adorable teeth that are so great that one could just pull them out and wear them as a necklace. His is skinny, but trying to bulk up for his girl, even though he dont have to. Cory's hair has been many lengths, but it is best when its a few inches shorter than semi pictures. his eyes are a foresty green, like the coldplay song. he is the best drummer in the school district and has a band with metalcore music. his passion for his woman and music is beyond this planet.. his humor is refreshingly witty and although his girlfriend is funnier, he can make her smile any day. his wardrobe is skaterish, but recently has turned more contemporary. cory has a big heart, which i think is the most important thing of all. he has tons of patience, and always is calm, if he isnt freaking out about thinking that his girlfriend is mad at him, which she could never be mad at him. this kid has potential. i know he'll make it. look out world <3 here comes the little drummer boy!
I love Cory Stearns will all my heart.
by srtnsrtns January 18, 2011
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cory loudermilk

A flightless gay bird often found walking backwards along the rivers of montana. Enlarged anal glands and non stop chattering are a true sign this bird is sexually receptive.
Wow ! That person is happier than cory loudermilk in a gay bar !
by mtgsxr September 8, 2016
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Cory Clark

The act of doing a hand stand, and then jerking off into your own mouth.
Dude I can't wait to go home and Cory Clark myself later!
by Tarbus October 1, 2016
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Cory Comstock

(Born|August 1,1992)is a English/Irish and Portuguese,fat ass man who loves video games,Japanese anime action figures,j-pop and danny phantom,his favorite video games series are Castlevania,Kirby,Mega man and x series,Bomberman,Sonic the hedgehog,Twinbee,Goemon,Ghost n' Goblins,Tales of,capcom and konami video games.,he's has Autism and has a gay brother name blaise(witch he's 2 years younger than him,and has obsessive compulsive and in love with mario and Drew pickles the gayest man,and also the gayest boy),Cory also loves bloody and ultra violence animes,and cory wants to win the lottery to get out of his shitty ass life.
Hello my name is Cory Comstock and i'm fat,soooooo fucking FAT!!
by CoryWorld1992 September 4, 2010
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cory michael smith

Ludwik the Guinea Pig and Cory Michael Smith are fast becoming besties on social media. This is a highlight of 2016.
by giulsholfer April 1, 2017
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cory callahan

A gentle giant, but an ogre for those who oppose him. A Cory Callahan is widely feared throughout the world, but once you get to know him he's a pretty nice guy.
I used to run away from Cory Callahan when I saw him, but when I met him he took me out to a nice steak dinner. I wonder what his intentions are for me?
by CasseroleEater558 July 31, 2017
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Cory Classic

When you warm up a girl at the bar by inserting either one or two fingers (dealers choice) into a girls vagina and give it a small twisting motion.
Cory: I hung out with Cindy last night at the bar!
Ben: Oh Yeah? Did you give her the Cory Classic?
Cory: Of course! You can't go in dry!
by adtr160 September 18, 2017
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