The Ultimate Comment

The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.

Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.

by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007

mercy comment

A comment you leave on a blog that has no commments to make the writer feel like what they write has some value.

I gave my cousin a mercy comment on her blog since nobody reads it.

by ThomasM May 23, 2008

Frank Comment

stupid comment frank would say.

That’s a Frank comment

by retard 3 December 10, 2021

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

myspace comment

A comment left on one's myspace account either on their photo section or their comments section.

The most common comment left is "Thanks for the add!"

myspace comment: PLEEEASE LEAVE COMMENTS ON MY NEW PICS.

myspace comment: OMG serios? Ur new pics r so hawt.

by circuspunk January 28, 2006

underhanded comment

A snide statement that is hidden behind what seems to be a polite one. It can be an inside joke, but can also have negative connotation.

Chris Brown: “I f--- with Frank Ocean! Reminds me of a young James Fauntleroy or Kevin Cossum”

Frank Ocean: “i f---s wit chris brown, reminds me of a young sisqo or ike turner.”
“i just dont like underhanded comments. thats all im saying.”

by Follow @_PoKhaMani June 23, 2011

No comment

It means yes

Young Nigga: you tryna get nutted on?
Homosapien: No comment

by Jack Me Coff January 14, 2018