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Circle of Sauron

A bevy of gentleman get together for an evening of frivolity and begin by getting drunk. Then they place a towel on the floor and gather round in a circle, their naked bodies glistening with oil.
Then they all begin to masturbate as furiously as they can, spraying their load in a partial circle onto the towel.
If all goes well, the men will have created a perfect circle of seed which one man, designated as Sméagol will grab the towel and run around the house naked screaming "MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS!" it's then up to the other men to chase down the oiled and aroused gollum, seize the towel of seed and cast it into the fireplace where its powers are consumed and can never be used for evil again.

Credit goes to Chapmanfan
This thread is such a circle jerk, a Circle of Sauron even.
by Definethisforme April 3, 2011
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dirt circle

three or more men rimming each other in a love ring.
after coffee and mints gentlemen, who would like to join me in a dirt circle?
by Daffsta December 30, 2007
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giant circle

a mistical giant circle where 4 or more men like to have sex
Hey Trevor, wanna go join the giant circle?
No man, I'm still gimpy from last week...the little fairy boy really got me...
by Banana Hamik April 4, 2008
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Minnesota Circle Jerk

Minnesota circle jerk

When a group of minnesota road construction workers (usually at least 5) abandons the idea that got them into a Minnesota clusterfuck but are now standing around the only actually working person and having a circle jerk, thus backing up and delaying traffic for up to weeks/months at a time. You can tell its a circle jerk from a long ways away because you will notice there orange vests that say MNDoT and yellow hard hats, when you get closer you will notice they are under a tree or leaning on the work vehicles. Sometimes they will have a coffee in one hand and a cigarette I the other. Another possible sighting would be the ass crack out the pants when he is bending over for another can of pepsi
Salina: ok great there's a sign that says"road work ahead," I wonder how backed up it will be?

Apdam: well if its a minnesota circle jerk like usual it will be bad. First you got the minnesota clusterfuck with these guys then the minnesota circle jerk usually follows

Kid in back seat: what's a minnesota circle
Jerk?

Adam: ahh... It's a bunch of minnesota road construction workers standing in a circle under a tree talking about the huge minnesota clusterfuck they just got themselves into.

Kid in backseat: oh cool I want to be in a minnesota circle jerk when I grow up!

Adam: no son your better then that
by Jesus taboot-tAboot June 17, 2013
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Pleasure Circle

(noun): A group of no less than 5 men (or women w/ strap-on) form a circle, connecting through penetration of the anus, and don't stop until everyone has reached orgasm.

Optional, but highly recommended: Perform Pleasure Circle while listening to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne.
Last night, Brad, Josh, Patrick, Blake, Christina, Noah, Stephanie and I got into a Pleasure Circle. It was the best/worst experience of our lives. I loved it, but my anus hated it. 10/10 would do again.

Did you see those fags last night in that Pleasure Circle? It was awesome! Best party ever!!!
by Nine Inch Males December 16, 2013
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Meat Circle

When two men, or one man and one tranny, or two trannies, contemporaneously insert their penises into their respective anuses and contemporarily penetrate each other.
Roma lost...I'm going to go look for a tranny. If they have a long enough dick, we might be able to complete the Meat Circle.
by One-Leg Ale April 4, 2017
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Inner Circle

best people you will ever meet.
wow those guys r awesome
ikr must be the inner circle
by BABYGORILLA123 February 20, 2018
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