Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

Chimney corner

when four women are scissoring while passing around a joint.

I met the nicest gal while chimney cornering last night!

by UR Bush November 7, 2020

Shit chimney

Asshole

I took her home and plowed her right in her shit chimney

by Jinog March 1, 2025

Chimney Sweeper

Stuffing panties into your girlfriend's vagina the day after her period has ended, lubing up your dick so you can have sex with her panty stuffed vagina, then pulling out the panties...and everything that comes with it.

I planned on eating my girlfriend out later, but first I gave her the ol' chimney sweeper to make sure she was cleaned out.

by Cr8ivewonder July 1, 2019

Chimney sweep

The victim if a blood drinking cult ritualisticly hung on a chimney and bled out. Generally 2 men and the rest are women who all wear white on those nights. They all drink the chimney sweeps blood and go nut balls crazy!

Thay chimney sweep never looks thz same when they drain her, like shes not in there anymore.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 4, 2022

Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

chimney sweepers

A set of warm fingerless gloves. Widely used during the autumn and winter months. Often seen on workmen and hobos because they are a middle ground between bare hands mittens. Allowing you to actually use your hands in the winter without getting frostbite.

The fuck you wearing? You look homeless... Yeah, well at least I can use my fuckin hands, you pillock.

Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.

by a angry hobo December 5, 2018