Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.

My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"

by UncleSans May 19, 2016

A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011

chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

by Fandangils November 7, 2013

Flanerkin Chair

An extremely large chair with a deep back.

Wugga couldn't help but take a picture of her four young children sharing the flanerkin chair as they watched t.v.

by Uncle Joo June 4, 2010

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

Chair Sit

When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.

He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.

by Chairsitcity November 25, 2011

beef chair

When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.

Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .

Hey girl want to come sit in this beef chair

by ontai June 18, 2014