If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
Get the weave nation-certifiedmug. Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
Get the Certified Smurf Punchermug. If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
Get the weave nation-certifiedmug. by The_8bit_Croc February 16, 2023
Get the certified gasmug. A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024
Get the Certified lover boymug. Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.
by mrswag454 July 27, 2011
Get the Certified Basedkingmug. by pseydoHakim November 20, 2023
Get the Certified Hatermug.