tupperware ceiling

(noun)

the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households

Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.

by Read1984 September 6, 2012

the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011

Glass Ceiling

When you sit naked on a table with a glass top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a shit.

To turn your girlfriend on you would perform a glass ceiling.

by Jeremy Cheeks October 9, 2008

Mop The Ceiling

1.) A silly and ridiculous task

2.) A difficult and undesirable activity.

"I'd mop the ceiling for the right amount of money."

"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."

by CKJ411 February 4, 2012

Glass Ceiling

a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.

The glass ceiling is still breaking.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

ivy ceiling

The point in a large corporation at which you cannot proceed up the ladder for lack of an ivy league degree. Talent will not take you past this point, only your pedigree and connections. It's one of the few ceilings that you can see; it looks like the incompetent, but connected assholes in the c-suites.

I hit the ivy ceiling. He was a pudgy fat ass, and it felt good.

by kickasstimus January 29, 2015

National Ceiling Fries Day

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.

Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019