Candice Hyde

The best mom in the whole world, the most beautiful mom in the world. Candice cares so much for everyone, always thinking of them checking up on them. Candice is the best mom in the world I am lucky to have her.

It’s a model it’s a Great MOM, YES it’s Candice hyde

by Hfudndhdjenxvsundcsjnwbd November 19, 2022

candied cunt

forcing a girl put fun dip in her cunt before eating her out in order to enhance the flavor of her beef flaps.

I ate out Bo's candied cunt last night.

by cunt slayer December 16, 2005

Candalagnia

See you partner having sexual relacions with another.

Candalagnia - fantasies seeing other having sexual relacions

by Giovani Ricciardi August 29, 2007

Candice

a word when someone is about to say a funny joke

“knock knock”

“who’s there?”

“candice” “candice who?!”

candice “” fit in yo mouth☹️

by violet_frogg May 4, 2021

Candice

Someone I don't know.

I do not know who is candice.
And that will never ever be false.

Never be false.

hi

sum1 : hey kid wanna know who's candice?

kid : ok but who's candice?

sum1 : bruh

by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year

by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009