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California

A part of Mexico that was stolen by the United States. It is still part of Mexico because stolen property remains the property of the original owner. Because I am a patriot, I am ashamed of this stain on the honor of the United States.
California is still a nice place to live.
by Richard Peterson October 15, 2007
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A Preety fine lookin girl that looks like shes from california
"yo dude u hit it up with California last night"
"Yeaah Boy! u no i jumped in her ass like a kangaroo"
by kong winters March 18, 2007
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California

One of 50 member states of the USA; Largest state in terms of population; home of American film industry; currently topping Florida, New York and Texas as The Most Embarassing State To Live In due to a massively hideous recall effort to install an Austrian actor as governor, at a time of a major budget crisis that will most certainly get worse before the next recall move that will take place the following year.
Also, a state within a day's driving distance to Las Vegas.
I'm voting back in Cali, in Cali, in Cali, I'm voting back in Cali (nah, I don't think so).
by Paul Wartenberg October 5, 2003
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This is California, but that doesn't mean we're the only state with a coastline. I'm sure many of the residents don't want it to be known as the surfer-dude state, because it isn't all about the beaches and SD isn't the best place ever. The Chargers aren't a very good team anyway. :P imo imo. "Don't tase me, bro."
California impression: Cowabunga, brahh. Just caught some gnarly waves!
by dfhgbsey January 8, 2009
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A fake "state" made by the government into tricking Americans into thinking that the United States is bigger than it actually is.
California doesn't exist. It never did.
by 32the12the3 May 26, 2018
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California

Shouldn’t even be allowed to be part of the United States of America.
Did you guys see how they don’t allow large magazine sizes in California? You think that’ll stop a bad guy from illegally using one?
by Nathaniel822 June 24, 2018
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A bootleg of Texas but with a lot more gay celebrities and people
Texas: Can I borrow something real quick

California: Fine but you better get me four condoms at costco
by redtolietpaper December 1, 2019
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