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Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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Buttercunt

A piece of ass that is so slick and smooth that it's difficult to keep your head on straight.

Remind yourself that nothing is perfect, and continue life as normal.
"Damn, son! I fucked up with that buttercunt! She knew that I was just aiming for pussy."
by PixieNope June 6, 2020
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Buttercup

Everything about her is hot, but she’s flat chested
Went on a date with a girl last night, she was cute but she was a buttercup.
by Maddy58 October 15, 2020
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Buttercup Nelson

When you douse a bitches pussy in butter then fuck her in a half Nelson
Yo bro I totally put her in a buttercup nelson
by Choppy Tom May 17, 2021
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Buttering Up

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.
*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe
by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021
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Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia
Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.
by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021
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butterfuck

when a stick of butter seems more juicy than a living person
"Man, I really wanna butterfuck now"
by SamaelTheRealOne September 4, 2021
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