Butt Retching
verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."
by tommy two suits June 22, 2014
Get the Butt Retchingmug. When a woman and man perform 69 on each other. Preferably the man is on bottom and can't see anything due to the fact of the woman's ass being in his face.
Man 1: Yeah, so me and Debbie got it on last night
Man 2: Sweet dude, you didn't put on the butt goggles did you?
Man 1: Yeah.. for a little while, i couldn't see shit
Man 2: Sweet dude, you didn't put on the butt goggles did you?
Man 1: Yeah.. for a little while, i couldn't see shit
by AnonymousAssDude February 19, 2009
Get the butt gogglesmug. by Victoriacx April 10, 2015
Get the Butt-Sepsmug. When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.
Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.
Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.
Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
by general_racc April 13, 2017
Get the butt narcolepsymug. When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.
by MyNameIsGreg March 27, 2009
Get the Butt-dialmug. A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012
Get the egg buttmug. V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
by John Went January 15, 2014
Get the Butt-Snorkelmug.