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Bitcher Asser

Bitcher Asser, Basicly a Bitched up Asshole.
Man, hes a Bitcher asser!
by DrDelicous March 17, 2009
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wood butcher

A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
by Johnbarney September 29, 2006
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The Kosher Butcher

The "kosher butcher" is a particular type of sex move whereby you slit a girl's throat while you fuck her doggy-style.

http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html
So I was deep dicking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then I slit her throat. It's the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.
by Cornelius Jannik Katt April 2, 2009
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German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.
I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.
by Mr. Kittles July 24, 2009
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Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.
"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"
by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013
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boyfriend bitcher

The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"

(significant other approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"

(Kathy approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.
by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010
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a butchcher's

a look around, to check out an area
Right, lets have a butchers before the shooters show.
by auto February 13, 2005
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