Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

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Butchers

HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.

Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

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Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

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Butchies

an informal term used to describe masculine-presenting lesbians or women, often embodying a more traditionally masculine style or demeanor.

“The group of friends referred to themselves affectionately as the ‘butchies’ when hanging out together.”

by Taylor Brooks June 29, 2024

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Butcherelli

A noun, meaning: the act of sitting on the toilet and having an epic masturbation session all while taking a shit at the same time.

Can also be called an Auto-bumpkin

Guy 1: “Hey brutha, where is Shawn?”
Guy2: “Get comfy bro.. he’s in the middle of taking another Butcherelli. We won’t be leaving for a while!”

by Silver719 December 21, 2024

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