Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

bread end

The end of a loaf of bread that most humans discard. Or may also be used to refer to an individual who is stretched thin financially and eats discarded bread ends to save money to raise a family.

Yo, did you see Paul was eating those bread ends at lunch today?
Yeah, poor guy. Preschool prices are through the roof these days.

Hope things turn around for him soon...

by Jmt757 May 10, 2018

Virgin Bread

(n). Bread that has never been caressed by human hands nor soiled by toppings.

"Nobody has tainted the virgin bread."

by BigBallFuckers August 29, 2018

bread wad

Noun; jerk, asshole

"Look at that bread wad over there...""If you're going to be a bread wad, dude, you can hang out by yourself".

by Warriorhippie January 13, 2019

Bread Skate

A skateboard that is made out of Bread aka a Bread Skate.

Nice Bread skate.

by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019

Spanish bread

Abortion made after the birth

Do you know Lovro?
-I heard he is Spanish bread

What happend to Luka's baby?
-They did Spanish Bread

by ZeluZ March 12, 2021

Swiss bread

When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.

Like the cheese…but bread!

Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?

It’s Swiss Bread

by A little seaman June 21, 2021