brand terrorist

A corporate term that refers to any employee who actively works against the core values of the company's brand.

Here at ACME, our advertising is all about our commitment to customer service, but our idiot service rep Jack always fights with customers on the phone. He's a total brand terrorist...

by Joe Chicago April 22, 2008

Brand New Trombone

A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.

Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.

by NawlinsD September 2, 2009

Branchalanche

Large number of branches falling off trees due to weather.

The Freezing rain and Wind caused a branchalanche.

by Steve P -Letshike December 22, 2013

braning

Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.

Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?

by melisandre_rapunzel_targaryen May 2, 2019

Branislava

Hottest, smartest, best at zuma. Also hot.

"Wow nice score in zuma, keep trying and you're going to be just like Branislava."

by dummyretard February 5, 2020

Brandon Mcnulty

Professional cyclist, Pogacars domestique

Brandon mcnulty is a good domestique for goat pogacar

by zzzkkk April 9, 2021

Lukey Brandon

Lukey Brandon is somewhat of a leader, he inspires to be who you are, he is therefore, number one. Luke Brandon Number One, in most cases. He tends to pull all the bitches, thats what makes him so cool.

Wow, that kid pulls bitches, he must be a Lukey Brandon.

by lukeybrandon November 5, 2011