German boxer

A sexual position where one partner jerks the shaft others penis ,wile sucking on the head ,then a light tapping to the scrotum like a punching bag so as to stimulate orgasmic pressure.

Hay bae you thing you can give me a German Boxer tonight.

by Mega Wonders April 18, 2023

Red Boxer

1. n. The event of going down on a woman while she is menstruating. Licking a bleeding cunt.

"Mary's on the rag, guess it is going to be a Red Boxer tonight!"

by Just Some Concerned Citizen May 12, 2010

boxer down

A male, typically heterosexual, willing to exchange sexual favors for money and/or drugs.

Dude that guy will “Boxer Down” for drugs! He’s down like that!

by Jitzer October 26, 2020

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass

"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.

by StarmanRJK January 18, 2017

Brown boxer

A brown boxer is when you take a shit and it’s so long it hits the bottom of the bowl then slaps your nuts

Damn bro, I just used the bathroom and had a brown boxer again

by Marky larky November 13, 2021

one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.

Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.

by Deffy Dog November 01, 2021

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 07, 2023