crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.
Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.
by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020
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Tonsil boxer

The act of bumping your tonsils with the head of a penis while performing felacio. This is done by taking the cock down your throat. Humming sounds are a great attribute.
Do you you see those big suck my cock lips on that bitch. I hope that she is a tonsil boxer.
by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015
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the tenth book in the Captain Underpants series created by Dav Pilkey. It was published on January 15, 2013
Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers is the best book
by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
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one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.
Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.
by Deffy Dog November 01, 2021
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Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.
Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!
by Gandalf the MLG November 07, 2023
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Brown boxer

A brown boxer is when you take a shit and it’s so long it hits the bottom of the bowl then slaps your nuts
Damn bro, I just used the bathroom and had a brown boxer again
by Marky larky November 13, 2021
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