boogers and cum

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum

by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021

Booger Dog

You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery

“That poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”

by Amasfishtank April 14, 2023

street booger

a male or female who is always hanging around and easy to find

man..look at these street boogers at the corner

by Gunner February 28, 2004

Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.

"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."

by ninde January 17, 2008

Barf Boogers

When you are puking...Puke comes out your nose...Food Particles get lodged in your nasal cavity. These chunks of food mixed with snot are "Barf Boogers"

Man I got so drunk last night, puked so hard that it was coming out my nose. I was constantly blowing my nose to get out the last of the "barf boogers".

by Lucious Von Danger Satan July 26, 2012

Skine-booger

A booger at the top of your nostril that you can't blow out, that aggravates you till no end;a motherfucker that you can't do nothing with

That skine-booger owes thirty five motherfucking dollar if he don't pay me by next Friday I'm taking him off the map!

by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016

Bohemian Booger Blanket

During foreplay, the male participant takes hold of both sides of his nutsack, and holds it out, as the other member empties their sinuses into the stretched scrotum

Yo, my girl asked me for a Bohemian Booger Blanket , so I whipped it out and she filled it up. Yo me and my girl were smashing but my nutsack started sticking to her pussy cause she gave me a bohemien booger blanket

by Pussywarrior4slash December 1, 2016