Boned up

To have a boner. An erection of the male reproductive organ.

Derek: Dan how do you live with Laura in this class?
Dan: What do you mean?
Derek: Aren't you constantly just boned up?

by PeacockRB April 10, 2015

Bonted

used in an unfavourable manor to describe something or someone.

see that girls face?..that's bonted

by DJMattyS August 15, 2019

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

boned

Term identifying technology that allows female couples to create offspring using the bone marrow of one the women as a a source for creating synthesized sperm.

OB/GYN Doctor: "I hate to break it to you sir, but well the baby ain't yours, some woman totally boned your girl. . . She's your Baby's Momma's Baby Daddy"

by RifRaf February 25, 2008

t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout

d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!

by chris gorman April 6, 2005

Boned

Verb: to bone, to make a fool of, tackle really or hard or beat up, or to have sex with, it can be a bit of both

I boned their outhalf
Coach: you better bone their winger
Player: you wnat me to fuck their winger?? :O
Coach: no bone him u twat!

by Demonbob1 February 16, 2009