reverse birth 

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.

"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Ben S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"

reverse birth by thed00d! October 22, 2008

Male Birth Control 

Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite

- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic

- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open

“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”

Male Birth Control by sydtoasty June 30, 2021

Rectal Birth 

While I do appreciate free speach, I need to stress the fact that we as Native Americans, or "Injuns" are in fact human to and do infact not give birth out of the ass, ever, under any circomstances. This sort of mindless de-huminization towards us or any minority is a prime example of what is wrong with america today.

To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.

The apparent rectal birth of his last statement left everyone speachless.

Rectal Birth by Elise B April 16, 2006

domestic birth control 

When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."

domestic birth control by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

bleach-birth 

An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.

" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."

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(TRANS: bleach-birth

"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."

"They aren't coming off."

"What?"

"They aren't coming off."

"Harder."
))))) END

bleach-birth by merfdiezel February 23, 2009

Haps birth yo 

Alternative phrasing for "Happy Birthday". Used also on social media when wishing someone a happy birthday, and don't want to be the person who writes"Happy Birthday" as it has already been left in the comments two or more times.

Today is Becca's birthday. "Hey Becca Haps Birth yo"

Haps birth yo by Leprechauncle December 20, 2019

Reverse Birth 

A reverse birth (also know as Baby Dildo), is the act of pleasing a stubborn, unpleaseable woman, by taking a newborn and sticking it back into the vagina, inevitably giving her an orgasm.

"Dude, that bitch? Nothin' was gettin' her off. So I gave her a nice baby dildo and she finally appreciated what I was doing for her."

"I felt bad about fuckin' her man, you know after her husband died? So I figured I'd involve her kid, and I helped her reminisce. I totally gave her a reverse birth."

Reverse Birth by ladiesman23 October 15, 2009