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Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.
It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.
by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017
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Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.
She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
by Spankface April 17, 2018
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gummy beaver

When a toothless person preforms oral sex on an unshaven woman, and uses their gums to enhance the experience. Specifically sliding the clitoris through ones squeezed gums.

Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.
"I'm gonna head back to Skeeter's trailer, do an 8 ball, and get a gummy beaver."
by LogicBeforeNorms December 29, 2013
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chubby beaver

The vagina version of the game Chubby Bunny (seeing who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth while still being able to say "chubby bunny").It is the act of inserting more than 1 tampon into a vagina at one time.
"I was so fucked up last night that this morning I realized I had accidentally played a game of chubby beaver, and I won."

"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"
by Jellyboots March 31, 2014
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Yolo beiber swag

Everything that's wrong with this world. Also a term use to make fun of swag fags, swaggits, or any one that runs around saying yolo or swag
That guy:Yo man your just jealous of my yolo beiber swag
me:shut the fuck up

Look at that swaggit, I bet he's got that yolo beiber swag.

Bitches be jealous of my yolo beiber swag ( only to be said like this if your are making fun of swag fags, if you say this and are serious about you have a problem and should seek medical help)
by holeinchest92 October 21, 2014
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Italian Beaver

When you shove Pasta into a Beaver's anus.
John: "Hey Jacob, I made an Italian Beaver!"
Jacob: "What the fuck man..."
by Elephantiono June 17, 2016
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sema beaver

When someone hacks their fenders with a grinder or saw to clear huge ass wheels and tires that they knew damn well wouldn't fit.
Hey Bill, did you see Peter's Elite with another build that has the SEMA beaver mod?
by NephsonCustomz April 20, 2017
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