Bench Sex

a. girl getting bent over and done from the back over a bench. b. guy sitting on bench while girl rides him reverse cowgirl style.

My boyfriend and I had great bench sex last weekend in Georgetown, DC at the Old House Memorial....true story

by Horny Jane June 12, 2011

Park Bench

1.A place for a homeless penis to sleep 2. Term used to define a women only used for sex when a more suitable residence cannot be found.

Don't worry about me fella, I'll just sleep on a park bench.

by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

400lb Benchpress

The sign of masculinity, requires dedication and/or steroids to achieve this level of strength. Those who possess this strength should not be fucked with as they are capable of anything including but not limited to: the tearing off of heads, dislocation of joints, and walking through brick walls. Despite there apparent size and strength they are actually fast...just a hair behind ninja speed, so unless your a ninja do not try to get away, your dead meat.

Joe: "did you hear John made a 400lb Benchpress the other day?"
Mike: "No I didn't but hell I would not want to mess with that dude!"

John: "hey Mike"
Mike: "There is one guy that i'd be afraid to mess with, and its you"
John: "whys that"
Mike: "because you could tear my fucking head off"

by Bigbenchpresser October 20, 2010

beecho

A synonym for the word penis,cock,dick, while working in the vacinity of a meat factory

Hey pal why don't you come suck my beecho pal

by deadeddie November 2, 2006

Bangkok Beefchug

The act of placing your head in the toilet bowl while a girl is taking a dump. Usually occurs after consuming Thai food.

"Dude, I did the Bangkok Beefchug with Jacqueline and Kate last night. It was EPIC"

by Kate and Jacqueline May 1, 2008

Bench n' Blow

While bench pressing a woman sucks on your dick.

After school on Thursday, Anthony was struggling to lift the bar as Natalie came in for a quick Bench n' Blow . In the process of Natalie doing the dirty deed, Anthony then benched 10's on each side.

by The Day is Mine October 2, 2007

Beefchief

a man who doesnt discriminate who and what he has sex with minus short flashes of sober clarity. This is the last degree of pipe layer before reaching Master Piper status (see Master Piper definition). Although Master Piper gets the most pussy, the Beefchief gets way more than the average man, and is still worthy of a bow down.

see, you think you get laid a lot, but Moitozo will show you what its all about. Hes the BEEFCHIEF and you aint shit!

by thefallingdream January 20, 2010