fickle basterd

A man or woman who is fickle in every action within their daily life. They usually have extremely bad eczema with tendencies of lurking around peoples neighbor hoods.

that Paul and Lucy Dimahlo are the biggest fickle basterds i have ever seen.

by Luke Happ March 8, 2008

Basterdized

Basterdized-
A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, so basterdize would be a mass of children born out of wedlock at once. Therefore,

a giant flaming orgy.

"Dude, I had the best weekend! I basterdized the hell out of all these women!"

by Chuck E. Garfinkel December 1, 2009

baster

Peeing in someone's butt.

I'll give you the coke if you give me a baster

by Doobie Bros. Fan 3475 March 7, 2004

Baste The Brisket

: to be home alone for the holidays

"Ras chose to baste the brisket this New Years instead of attending the party."

by KTM_Rider December 31, 2011

basted

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by fugnug January 5, 2009

baste

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by Captain Sex Offendor November 14, 2007

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005