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bachelor chow

On the now defunct cartoon "Futurama," Bachelor chow is the substance that the main character Phillip J. Fry eats with regularity. It comes in a large bag akin to Dog Chow and makes its own gravy when you add water. The bag advertises that Bachelor Chow is "Now with flavor!"
Bender: Fry what are you doing tonight?
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.
by Tnuttaz June 11, 2006
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bachelorette

A sham word primarily used by certain Americans of sub par intelligence to describe the female version of a Bachelor.

The term was coined to feminize the masculine word bachelor through the added 'ette' - a wholly idiotic and nonsensical endeavor akin to calling a single mother a fatherette.

This term was born of ignorance and misguided feminist intentions.

Speakers should instead stick to the traditional terms Hen or Doe.
OMG she had the craziest bachelorette party before her Vegas wedding, her 15 kids all came too!
by Macdaddy1983 August 13, 2012
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bachelors hand

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.
"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."
by Mischmo October 7, 2007
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granny basher

Someone who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with women over 70
Ted:Your dad's a granny basher
Jon: No he's not just cos his GF is over 85 :@
by Cabal January 9, 2006
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basher

A neutral term for a person, but connoting someone tough and a bit dangerous. A thug or gangster.
Watch out for that basher, he was an Army ranger.
by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010
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The Bachelor

The worst show on television. A show of no value and one that propogates the ridiclousness of "reality" tv
by Godballer January 5, 2011
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emo basher

someone who beats the living shit out of any emo because of utter dislike and righteous hate for the genre. usually a metalhead, because metal rules, and emos are just fags that cut themselves for attention!!
emo kid-im gonna go cut myself because my gf dumped me for a real man!
emo kid#2-i bet it was one of those metalheads..
**emo basher-fuck yeah u fucking faggots!
**cuts emos w/ their own blade**
bwahahaha
by spaztichesher January 9, 2008
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