fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

Baboon Ass

{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.

"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

Red Baron

The opposite of a wing man; when a friend or colleague intentionally or inadvertently cock blocks you while trying to pick up, by saying dumb or embarrassing things, or by just being an obnoxious douche, essentially shooting you down. Holding arms out like airplane wings is optional.

Guy 1: dude, why would you tell that girl I have mommy issues???

Guy 2: Red Baron!!!

Guy 1: You're such a dick.

by Combustalicious May 24, 2013

baboonish

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

barfoon

The neighborhood loudmouth who appears daily at the local watering hole.

It doesn't take long for this barfoon to make everyone wish he'd just shut up.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

Barbonkshouis

An adjective, meaning large, or fat.

bar-bonk-shoe-iss

That dude Dylan absolutely loves fat, overwhelmingly large, barbonkshouis bitches. And I mean MASSIVE, absolutely BARBONKSHOUIS.

by erci July 27, 2022

[Secks] baloons

Secks ballons is somthing you put on your penis, also called; condoms

w/ secks baloons

8=====D

w/o secks baloons

8=====p
I

by Mastar ch33f February 4, 2009