barbered

To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.

Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.

by macca91 September 8, 2009

Frozen Barney

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.

"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"

by roaxan August 12, 2008

David Banner

David Banner - v. To whisper in a girl's ear on the dance floor over loud music. Coined from the vocal style of the artist David Banner.

I David Bannered and got those digits.

by k_cool September 28, 2007

ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.

Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.

by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007

barber's touch

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

by deeeeo July 11, 2011

Stark Spangled Banner

The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)

Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.

by Mangaka of the CENTURY November 5, 2012

carnival barker

Donald Trump

"We're not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows" (Barack Obama, 27th April 2011, in reference to Donald Trump)

by BannedByTrumpPlaza May 18, 2011