Bitter Banter

When a person, usually female, responds negatively to harmless banter or takes it to heart.

Guy: See that girl over there? She's been in such a bitter banter mood lately.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy: I called her a dork and she cried.

John: Leslie, you are such a dweeb!
Leslie: You are always so mean to me!
John: Don't give me that bitter banter! Now go make me a sandwich, woman.

Bitter Banter by JohnPaul7 October 21, 2012

Do it for the Banter 

The act of partaking in a random crazy act that you would not normally do for the sake sticking with your friend/friends so that your are able to say that you did it "for the banter".

Jack L:"Aw come on Scott, it's only a 15 foot drop. Just make sure you clear at least a meter so you dont hit those rocks."
Scott D: "...I dunno guys *hesitates*"
Jack S: "Shut up don't be a pussy, just do it for the banter!"

Do it for the Banter by JJAACCKK February 9, 2008

Cringey Flirty Banter 

A term used for flirting over public text that induces vomit to others. Cringey Flirty Banter is used by both sexes when they think they are being sweet or romantic, yet to an outsider it's purely sickening. Various types of CFB can be defined to a particular offenders initials.

'Kristy RC has had the best weekend ever thanks to her extra special friends, you know who you are, love ya' - defined as Classic Kristy RC Cringey Flirty Banter (KRCCFB)

'can't wait to snuggle up to you my airy, fairy beary, you silly sausage, paw paw, wuv woo snuggle monster' - HB Cringey Flirty Banter (HBCFB)

'I think I've got to dump this guy, he's just used some shocking Cringey Flirty Banter in his text'.

Cringey Flirty Banter by Shelley and Kim May 28, 2008

Toxic Banter  

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.

Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"

Toxic Banter by Shewar January 1, 2009

trench banter 

heroic banter shared between a group of lads, curiously it must contain a 3 point jump shot at the end.

1st guy: hey look there's joe.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.

trench banter by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008

Self-banter 

To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.

Friend: mate your head is massive
You: ye its the size of a planet inn'it! self-banter!

Self-banter by banterlad May 4, 2012

wet banter 

Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck

"Wet banter that like"

"Your banter is wet"

wet banter by Eeeeeeelaine December 20, 2013