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I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
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1. Antarctica is the only continent without Balend.
2. There are six towns named Balend in the United States.
3. Balend cannot swim.
4. The opposite sides of Balend always add up to seven.
5. Snow White's coffin was made of Balend.
6. Scientists have discovered that Balend can smell the presence of autism in children.
7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Balend would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields!
8. Balend once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Balend!
10. It can take Balend several days to move just through one tree.
1. Antarctica is the only continent without Balend.
2. There are six towns named Balend in the United States.
3. Balend cannot swim.
4. The opposite sides of Balend always add up to seven.
5. Snow White's coffin was made of Balend.
6. Scientists have discovered that Balend can smell the presence of autism in children.
7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Balend would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields!
8. Balend once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Balend!
10. It can take Balend several days to move just through one tree.
by tG^Mounty May 4, 2006
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