Baldos

A place filled with magical wonders. This resturant creates great Mexican food, but causes intense bowel movements shortly after consumption of the food.

Baldos is awesome, but it should make the chairs toilets, so you can crap and eat at the same time.

by xyz467 April 25, 2010

Balcony Wipe

The act of wiping ones unwashed penis (i.e. tip or helmet), around the lid of a colleague’s beverage of choice. This is often done prior to the colleague receiving the drink and generally without their knowledge or approval.

"I hope Paul enjoys his coffee, I just used a balcony wipe on his mug"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"

by Dark_Badger July 9, 2007

Baljot

laughs a lot, gets high really easily and a great friend eats a lot and hate eating with a sweater on and very clumsy

That girl is always falling shes a Baljot

by ilfazb September 3, 2011

balbon

Extremely hairy, only used for human beings with hair on their chests. So hairy in fact, that their hair can be used as clothing. Pets are not considered balbon. Sometimes, balbon is used for phrases such as "huli ka balbon" which means i caught you balbon.

Mark William Janda is so balbon!

Hi, I like balbon girls because they are fluffy.

by neneborgs May 7, 2007

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

Philadelphia Balboa Bounce

When you're doing a girl a doggy style and just before you blow, you put your arms in the air and jump up and down like Rocky Balboa on the art museum steps. (often followed with the Philadelphia Rocky Ending)

"I was banging Maria doggy-style last night...and I don't know what came over me...I must've been high or something, because I pulled out the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce on her."

"What happened then?"

"She started laughing, so I gave her the Rocky Ending"

by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 10, 2006

Hot air balloon

When one person blows up a balloon inside another persons anus.

Tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his butthole.

by big al 69 May 4, 2013