balonschmegan

Another term for balony (bologna) for when one cannot remember the name for dear life.

What in the world is the proper name for balonschmegan? I cannot for the life of me recall its actual name!!!

by tori62995 March 10, 2011

blossomsgarden

the most beautiful and amazing person in the world <3

yo! that’s blossomsgarden! my fav person in the world!! <3

by mel0dicbees :) February 18, 2021

Donk-Blossum

It is similar to the act of "Ass Spu-lanking"
It is a sensual way of popping the "Butt Cherry"

"Guess who did some Donk-Blossuming this weekend"

"No way dude!!!"

"Yea way, it was mary-ann, i popped that Butt cherry"

by jacky son-son April 26, 2009

bowl blossom

The sight presented when a butt gasket doesn't flush completely down the toilet. It sometimes has yellow, brown, or green hues associated with human waste products.

Some asshole left a bowl blossom in the men's room. How hard is it too hit the lever for a courtesy flush?

by Passiveobserver January 17, 2016

Golden blossom

The act of licking a female bottom while said female is standing in an aggressive squat and expelling urine. Licker must be sure that the aggressive squatter does not excessively expel said urine.

You trying "Golden Blossom" ?! ... I "Golden Blossomed" the shit out of her.

by Bowlerman September 2, 2017

lotus blossoms

English translation of Thai slang for female breasts.

Look at her lotus blossoms. They are the best on the beach

by Night4owl June 18, 2005

stink blossom

A vagina with a yeast infection.

I need to buy some vagicil for my stink blossom.

by Turbotom March 26, 2003