steamed my broccoli

When you blow air on a dick.

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.

by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017

broccoli

the WORST vegetable known to mankind

"Broccoli sucks so bad and i hope anybody who eats it dies (other than my bf)"

by ickymug January 28, 2024

Chicken and Broccoli

Noun. Hollywood code language for steroids, human growth hormone (HGH), or other performance enhancing drug.

Interviewer: "What did you do to bulk up for this role?"
Actor: "Worked out seven days a week and ate lots of Chicken and Broccoli."

by MatteoRyon February 29, 2024

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Purple Broccoli

butt stuff in an alley way with your boys

Lets purple broccoli that alley

by ryskit September 19, 2023

broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)

"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"

by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018