Apocalypse

The Apocalypse is the end of the world

help! Fuck!! It's the apocalypse!!!

by PyroManiac May 5, 2005

avocado's number

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption

this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.

by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010

apocafart

an apocafart has yet to occur. it is a fart that will actually end the world. there are category 1 and 2 apocafarts. category one ending all life on the planet the apocafart took place on, and category two actually blowing the planet to complete oblivion.

it is believed that a category one apocafart is what actually killed the dinosaurs.

by Coulter September 27, 2006

Lesbian Apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when lesbians take over the universe and tiktok

“LESBIANS WILL TAKE OVER EARTH”
“No?…”
“Stfu it’s time for Lesbian apocalypse

by wendys wife June 2, 2022

avocado hoez

a fat whore with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sluts, are known to suck dick for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat slutty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.

pigarella: so jizzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?

jizzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i fuck him.

trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!

smelanie: WERE FAT HOES!

by those two 14 year old bitches March 25, 2007

Apocalypse Customer

A hungry customer, usually craving subway, who will brave heavy rain, lightning storms, tornado warnings, tornado sirens, tornadoes, hail, snow storms, sleet, blizzards, meteors pummeling the earth, acid rain, feral dogs, feral cats, zombies, and any general apocalypse scenario to obtain something to eat, most likely a sandwich, even though they should stay. the. fuck. home.

we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.

just wait for the apocalypse customers!

by Armondo72 November 12, 2010

Post-Apocalyptic Currency

A Handjob.

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.

by hellobrian October 30, 2008