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assface

1. A person or personsthat always looks for the easy way out 2. A person or persons that always try to mooch off people 3. Cheap or frugal 4. Old and decrepit
Steve is an assface because he tried to scam me out of a free lunch
by TheKingOfHeat June 2, 2010
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assbucket

What happens when you have to much anal. Similar to the popular word bucket for a women.
Seriously you don't want to get inside his assbucket!
by kittykats18 August 25, 2010
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Taco Assault

1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.
Person A: You look awful...what the hell happened last night?
Person B: Taco assault :(
by Somniloquy May 16, 2010
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Assburgers

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".
I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.
by whatawonderfulduwang May 26, 2019
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First Encounter Assault Recon

The First Encounter Assault Recon (Otherwise known as FEAR), is the largest of the official groups within the game ROBLOX, with 89959 members as of the publishing of this definition.

From the members of FEAR you will hear that the FEAR Empire is the greatest thing that will ever come to exist. They will go on and on about how incredibly dead anyone who opposes them will be. Even the second sentence of their group description is a lie, saying "The F.E.A.R. Empire is 115,892 Members strong as of today", when (on my screen) two inches to the right of the text '115,892' is the ROBLOX official member count, reading 89959.

From non-FEAR members, you will hear that they are just the largest collection of illiterate, arrogant, foolish, and just plain stupid jerks that you will ever see.

In the examples box, I have a standard conversation between a FEAR member and a NON-FEAR member.
First Encounter Assault Recon: IZ WILL EATING YOU HART AZ I KIL U!

NON-FEAR: I doubt you know where my heart is. Or how to get it out.

FEAR: I USE ME SORDZ!

NON-FEAR: You have a knife in your hand, not a sword.

FEAR: 2 BAD! I KIL U NAO!

(Non-fear kills FEAR)

NON-FEAR: Well, good luck.

FEAR: NUB! REPORTED!
by Bob1Nilly July 12, 2011
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sleep assault

when you are asleep and someone you have never been intimate with before wakes you up and starts kissing you and generally leads to engaging in sexual activites
"dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep assaulted me, it was totally hot"
by seanbasil89 February 24, 2010
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assfunkle

1 The word that pops into your head when you see the home keys on a keyboard typed consecutively: "asdfjkl;"

2 "Funkle" is a word used to describe absolute awesomeness, therefore, "assfunkle" is an ass with absolute awesomeness.
1 When I see "asdfjkl;" I think of ASSFUNKLE!

2 Damn girl, you got some serious assfunkle goin' on!
by periangelicque July 23, 2010
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