asser

when ur really bad at something

ur ass
"ur asser"

by ThatSadGirl101 January 30, 2017

asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

Assertisement

When one advertises their ass to everyone.

"Look Doug, Mary is bending over again! That is good assertisement."

by AlexMPiatt December 7, 2011

asserti0ns

really awesome cool person tiktok user best mutual @asserti0ns 👍

"wow asserti0ns is such a cool moot on tiktok"

by assertions July 2, 2021

BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.

Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

Initial Assertion

And no, it isn't an instance of "Well, you don't care about other people so why do you expect them to care about you?" Because...

Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023