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TAC (Technical Assistance Center) Agent 

This is a technical role, requiring previous automotive technical experience and good communication skills
TAC (Technical Assistance Center) AgentA job working in a call centre with no benefits or opportunities, for a company whose name you can't say or spell unless you have a Bombay postcode, windows optional!!
Any applicants will be accepted so long as you can avoid taking calls phone in sick every time it snows,

Technical experience is not required if you can pick up a phone and take calls you can do this job,, as the Team leaders say you are not employed to fix cars you are here to take calls,
Normally your pay would reflect your experience but not in this role, we pride ourselves at Minacs we reward the employee’s with poor attendance and very little motor trade experience who normally would be sacked in any other job because of the amount of mistakes they have made but not at Minacs we give our staff time out for someone to one table football training, and as many courses as we can get you on..
Holidays you can take them when we say you can take them but we refuse to let you have time off for funerals.
Please apply if you like crap pay no benefits

We are also seeking Parts assistance consultants
Any experience working in KFC in Luton will guarantee you a job in the parts assistance centre as long as you can release calls and not raise cases , travelling expenses to and from work will be paid if your Mother's name is Debbie,
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double agent 

a person that you think is a good friend,but then turns out to be anything but cool. Usually reserved for longtime friends gone bad.
After out trip to Siam, that fool turned out to be a total double agent; he tried to start macking on my girl.
double agent by nolipz October 22, 2003

Special Agent 

An federal employee of the government that investigates federal crimes, and collect sensitive intelligence information that may pertain information on terrorists and criminals.
I am an Special Agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).
Special Agent by Ernst Yvelle December 17, 2013

Helper Agent 

Helper agent Is it new idea that is part of prompt engineering and things like ChaptGPT. A helper agent can be added to a conversation with the AI algorithm, help agents can provide a view or a check after an answer is generated. Helper agents improve the ChatGPT's correctness and limits hallucinations.
Tim: What do you mean helper agent?

Rob: It just add another character into the chain of thought.... Just ask ChatGPT a question and in that question say had an "empathy" helper agent to focus on empathy to your conversation and after the answer is generated, assess the answer for empathy and suggest improvements to the generation. It's simple right?

Tim: Ah, no.
Helper Agent by robtyrie April 7, 2023

undrafted free agent 

This prospect is opposite to a lottery pick. "Lets be friends" material and possesses little to none attributes you'd want in a partner. Very slim chance of making your roster
Chris- I dont know how i feel about her, she's got nothing really going for her

Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent

Sneak n Cum Agent(s)

Originally inspired by "James Bond" and "Cuming" (James Bond being sneaky and Cumming for...cumming!) The two together makes "Sneak n Cum Agents"

An organization/agency made by Menohh and Madcapgalaxy and TwentyTenor2 (Xbox live)

A group of people that try to be sneaky in EVERYTHING they do, or somebody massively perverted.

The members of this Organization/Agency are the stealthiest, most random, perverted agents you will ever find...in all the land

All sneak n cum agents must have the ability to run at high velocity and maintain a boner at the same time, You cannot be a Sneak n Cum agent without being perverted.
*Guy randomly streaks through a soccer field*

Meno: Dude! That guy is a Sneak n Cum Agent!
Tenor: I know!

*Guy skydiving naked*

Meno: He's a sneak n cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Guy sneaks around corner and passes heavy defence of a high security airport*

Meno: Did you just see that? That guy is a Sneak n Cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Meno holds an extremely hard boner looking at a hexy babe while running at high velocity*

Meno: I'm such a Sneak n Cum Agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Madcap finds his dads old SnCA Acedemy year book in his closet*

Madcap:M...M..My.....DADDY was uh...SNEAK N CUM AGENT...

"Sneak n Cum Agent(s)"
Sneak n Cum Agent(s) by Menohh June 22, 2009

The Agent 

The Agent is a game where you have a group of people and one person is instructed to pretend to be a close friend of a target. The goal is to obtain specific personal information and report back to the group. It is usually much more easier on instant messenger.
Agent 1: Lets play The Agent

Agent 2: Okay

Agent 1: Your target is Sarah and you must find out why she broke up with Jack

Agent 2: Challenge accepted
The Agent by Agent Troll August 15, 2011