aMENdment

when the male dominated Congress proposes or passes legislation that will negatively impact Women

Congress pushed through the Health Care initiative after passing the Stupak aMENdment.

by keepinitbuddha November 9, 2009

Second amendment

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)

by eth0 December 15, 2004

Second Amendment

The right to bear arms

Cut off this man's arms.
This is a violation of the second amendment!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Amendment 37

Whatever David says is always right, because, well... amendment 37.

-courtesy of the Taiwanese urban dictionary.

Amendment 37 Jake...

by Jakeborchers1 August 22, 2019

5th amendment

What happens on tour, stays on tour

Amy: Hey did you hear what Jessica did last njght?

Jessica: *from across the room *
5th AMENDMENT!

by Singlemostusedpersonever November 2, 2017

Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.

by 2B+ June 7, 2022

18th Amendment

The Amendment that you use when you are drunk--meaning to take the fifth.

Jim thought he would not incrimenate himself by claiming the eighteenth, but in the end he was just totally fucking drunk.

by piro May 18, 2003