Alligator pear

The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.

It is also another name for avocado.

A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado

by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024

sexy pear

A pear with a thick ASS

person 1: Did you see the sexy pear?
person 2: fuck yeah dude, made me act up

by Potato 737477 September 1, 2021

pear moment

when your friend talks about cheese.

Person 1: 'yoooo i love cheese'
Person 2: 'yoooo thats actually a pear moment'

by suspicio January 9, 2022

uncle pear

uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.

suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth

by wiiuwrites January 16, 2025

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Prickly pear

A rough exterior of that is sweet on the inside just like having sex with your acupuncturist

Hell yesh prickly pear

by Adambernsteinwrotethus September 2, 2017

Pear

Da Pare! 🍐 It is a type of food to eat. And it can be someone's name, or even an animal's name, which is really sweet!

Girl 1: "I love you Pare!"

Cat named Pear: "Meow!"
Girl 1: "You are so cute!"

Cat named Pear: "Meow! Meow!"

Or
Girl 1: "Mmmmmmmm, these fruits are really sweet and juicy!"

Boy 1: "I love Pears, they taste delicious!"

by PumaCoco February 23, 2017