Stuffed Crust

A more positive alternative to using the word thicc. Calling someone thicc can have a negative connotation, where as calling someone stuffed crust makes you think of food. And who doesn’t love food? Am I right!

Damn did you see that dog that just walked it!? She is definitely stuffed crust.

by magglesthedog October 28, 2017

stuffed crust

to be completely full with food. in other words, stuffed.

i can't eat another bite. damn, i'm stuffed crust!

by yum1128 June 29, 2009

candy crust

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

by Corncakes October 21, 2017

cheesy crust

(noun) The process of lacing you or your partner's penis with Cheeto dust, letting it harden, and eating it off like a dick Dorito shell within the next few hours. Typically practiced in the Philippines and in Italy.

'Susan was wild last night.'
'What'd she do?'
'She gave me a cheesy crust and my dick still smells like cheese after showering.'
'Damn, that's hot.'

by SexSlangOfficial September 15, 2016

Stuffed Crust

A crust that was bestowed to us by the gods when they blessed us the Italian Pie that is Pizza, only when you truly want to live you order this on your pizza. Not only will you granted Immortality you can also EAT IT IN REVERSE.

Dude 1: Hey bro wanna good time?
Dude 2: I already ordered the STUFFED CRUST pizza bro
Dude 3: Can I have some?
Dude 2: Get away from us peasant

by Kingofcaddy February 26, 2018

Cum-Crust

Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!

I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!

by USAF Cadet February 02, 2021

Crust Punk

Fake homeless type kids who "live" on the streets despite being able to go home to the suburbs to have mommy and daddy do their laundry any time they want to. They can be spotted by the thousands of dollars of tattoos on their arms. The spend significant amounts of time scavenging for food thrown out by bakeries, grocery stores, etc. when they are not talking about how an anarchist form of government would be way better than whatever we have now.

"Dude, are those homeless people?"
"Nah, they're just poser bitch crust punks."

by DJ Crust July 15, 2009