Bay Area Broke™

An individual or family that makes over $250k a year but can't afford to live in the greater San Francisco Bay Area. Also applies to giving >=50% of your income to housing. A perception that you have no money by driving an old Prius but you own a home >=$2M.
I have to drive a Prius to work in two hour traffic at 5am to my $350k tech job so I can afford a decent sized home in the bay that costs $2M. I really hate being Bay Area Broke™!
by goatse415 October 01, 2021
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SafeGUARD-TC™©

A privatized term used to dictate that a commandment paper is infallibly
I SafeGUARD-TC™© this form so no one can dopplegang it without being punished by Hellfire-D.
by GodCreator/Killer February 20, 2023
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M☮B™

Make Peace Bitch. As simple as it is. Four friends tired of animosity and spite. Simply said Make Peace Bitch!!
Radical Peace Promoters

M☮B™

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by peacerebel92 June 29, 2009
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Dude i just had to do the The Fitness GramPacer Test and i am sooooo tired.
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That huge gray plastic barrel at the curbside in which you mindlessly threw out the nice gift that the child down the street worked so hard to create for you. Said innocently-trusting youngster then happens upon said container before the trash-man has carted it away, of course his tenderly-impressionable eyeballs observe said callously-discarded gift, which of course painfully marks him for life and shows him what a shameless lying a**h**e you actually are to have praisingly told him how much you appreciated his gift and all the work he'd gone through to create it for you.
Here's how to avoid having your Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector make mincemeat of your stellar reputation with the neighborhood children. First, be sure to prominently-display anything they give you --- such as paper-artwork or a clay sculpture --- inside the front room of your house for at least two or three weeks, so that if the young creators of said "masterpieces" happen over to visit, they will always have their happy pride of your appreciation re-affirmed by seeing their "treasured gifts" still visible for all to see. Then after maybe a month or so, try moving the exhibits further along down the wall or into another room, so that if a child happens to notice the absence of his creation in its "customary" spot, you can just hastily show him that you have merely moved it, but that you do indeed still have it on display. Then, if the youngster doesn't comment any more on the object's absence during subsequent visits or go to the other spot to look at it, you can safely assume that he has lost interest in said object, and so you can then put it away in a desk drawer or someplace else hidden, but where you can still hastily retrieve it again if necessary. Then if there is still no reference to said object within a couple more weeks, THEN AND ONLY THEN can you probably safely discard the item, BUT ONLY IN A MANNER THAT DOES NOT RISK THE CHILD'S SEEING IT... don't just toss it "openly" into a trash can where it can easily be seen by anyone just moseying by!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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