when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits
by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014
Get the smurf titsmug. "Bro I almost got arrested last night, it was sketchy tits"
"Dude I can't believe we almost hit that semi on the freeway on our way back from Vegas, that was sketchy tits bro"
"Dude I can't believe we almost hit that semi on the freeway on our way back from Vegas, that was sketchy tits bro"
by SDBbrown88 February 21, 2011
Get the sketchy titsmug. A booby so great you talk about it with all your friends at least once a week, and pray to it every night.
Alright guys brb, gotta pray to my bible tits
I have a girlfriend, but damn does Ashley have some bible tits!
Bow down to the holy bible tit!
I have a girlfriend, but damn does Ashley have some bible tits!
Bow down to the holy bible tit!
by Pemis? January 10, 2017
Get the Bible titsmug. me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."
you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"
you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"
by Rayleen February 25, 2008
Get the tit-in-a-canmug. MASSIVE tits. Boobs of such grand proportions that they could knock someone out if the women possessing turns around too fast. You can hear the milk swooshing within the tits because there is so much extra space within.
Don't get too close when you surprise her, if she spins too fast and you're within range of the Mastodon Tits, they'll send you to the moon!
by eggnog superstar November 24, 2012
Get the Mastodon Titsmug. by sa qu May 4, 2008
Get the tit fuckmug. by nicks ex girlfriend June 4, 2004
Get the bitch titsmug.