dales dad

A big nonce

Oi ur dads a nonce
It’s dales dad

by Youoyoyooyiy November 11, 2019

e-dad

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.

Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."

by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children

Teen dads man

by 459395 March 18, 2023

My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025

bathroom dad

To make change and strive for what others could not in and out of the stall.

Damn, bro really be a bathroom dad outchea…

by ArtificialIntelligenceHere May 18, 2023

Dad

Gone

Child: Dad... Dad...

Child: Where's dad
Mom: Pfft. That nigga long gone.

by none of yb November 14, 2018

Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”

Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$

by anonymous April 5, 2023