One-downzies 

The opposite of 'one-upping' someone.
Also called 'one-downing'.

Generally used to troll someone; confuse them, or make them upset. Sometimes the victim doesn't even notice.

A form of comedy potentially even more lame than puns.
No wait, it is.

John: It's raining really hard outside today!
Cathy: Yeah it's kindda drizzling...
John: Aw, I hate one-downzies!
Cathy: One-downzies bothers me too...

Patrick: Life is good!
Lizzy: Life is okay.

Brad: I really hate Mike!
Taryn: Yeah Mike is kind of a jerk...

Chase: Taco Bell's meat is absolutely disgusting.
Meagan: Their meat is sort of low quality.

One-downzies by Paulexander November 24, 2010

one fucking guy

Just one person doing something that needs many people to help with.

OFG = one fucking guy

So our Congress sucks. I'm just one fucking guy, do you think I can do anything about it?

So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?

I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.

Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

one fucking guy by euphemismo November 28, 2010

one tree hill college 

overall it is a pretty cool school, but to be honest it is full of SLUTS, MAN-WHORES and RAPIST cant forget about those gay faggots that act like girls but are actually
they are boys, most people know one tree hill college to be good in volleyball, rugby, touch, a.f.l and basketball, it is also known for getting pregnant at a young age and fucking each-other in the toilets, smoking weed and drinking because they be cool as fuck, the name O.T.H.C
is also known for Only The Hori Cunts, so go fucking clean yourself up!

boy: "hey baby are you wifi?"
girl: "who?, me, no!"
boy: "well i think i feel a connection..."
!the life of one tree hill college!
::girl and boy go to toilets, have sex, make babys, do the same thing the next day::

one tree hill college by kakahunga high December 10, 2013

one inch punisher 

The name of which one is given when blessed with the wee of an Asian god.

One man, One penis, One inch. The famous one inch punisher can pull any bitch.

“Bishop is the one inch punisher! I figured he was when he whipped out the dong that would make any Asian hit the gong!”

one inch punisher by Chris Dodsons’ Hairy Taint. July 8, 2018

One Of The Boys 

Katy Perry’s first album that is extremely underrated. It doesn’t get the recognition it deserves while it’s entire era outsold your fav.

I Kissed A Girl was THAT song and Hot N Cold is eligible DIAMOND in the US. Thinking Of You is critically acclaimed and Waking Up In Vegas is a WW hit.

And your favs?

That’s a successful debut album. Must be a One Of The Boys

One Of The Boys by M.C.Connor October 16, 2020

one-hit wonder 

very high potency cannabis

while smoking cannabis: "This weed is a one-hit wonder"

one-hit wonder by DaCasera September 28, 2003

One poke wonder

A person who is inexperienced at sex, but claims to be a star at it.

Now that Barry got his dick wet, he thinks he is a legend. He is just a one poke wonder.

One poke wonder by smashed_crab April 27, 2005