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too drunk to mario 

adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
too drunk to mario by k123 February 24, 2008
Related Words
German word that equals somebody who is so awesome that he actually manages to brake any set limits to awesomeness.
A: Dude, my Awesome-meter just broke.
B: Ah, no worries there must be a Marius somewhere!
Marius by Knifey-spooney May 11, 2010

Super Mario 

Super Mario, despite his weight, macks it with the princess.
Super Mario by Dan Alston December 8, 2006

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.
Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom

Marina Chick 

You know you're a Marina chick when.....
Marina Chick by ZenMaverick August 11, 2008

That's what Mario Little said! 

A variant of that's what she said Referring to the University of Kansas basketball player,Mario Little who is/was suspended for assaulting his girlfriend among many others. Used when someone says something violent or abrasive
Person 1: I'm going to beat the crap out of you!
Person 2: That's what Mario Little said!
Person 1: ha ha ha.