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so drunkthat one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
A variant of that's what she said Referring to the University of Kansas basketball player,Mario Little who is/was suspended for assaulting his girlfriend among many others. Used when someone says something violent or abrasive
Person 1: I'm going to beat the crap out of you!
Person 2: That's what Mario Little said!
Person 1: ha ha ha.