Webster Thomas High school 

The school that buys $4,000 smart-boards but still fails to provide adequate heating and air conditioning

Wow that school has really nice smart-boards, but wait no heating or air! Ha what a Webster Thomas High School!

Webster Thomas High school by Picto en la Webster June 15, 2010

hits blunt 

When an (idiot) comes to a realisation of a fact that is totally impractical

*Hits Blunt* bruh if I crash a car on purpose, is that still an accident?

hits blunt by LucXcandy February 25, 2015

Earl Hickey Moment 

Reference to the NBC show "My Name is Earl "

The main character Earl Hickey has a habit of blinking in all photos. He appears in every photo with his eyes closed.

When A person Blinks as a photo is being taken / has their eyes closed in a photo - this is an Earl Hickey Moment.

Cashier : " May I see your Drivers License?"

Customer : " Oh, it's a horrible picture , I had an Earl Hickey moment."

Earl Hickey Moment by TheGeneralissimo December 24, 2009

hick rich 

Deeply in debt but ostentatious. Spending money on things like large trucks and boats.

He's in debt for his truck and waverunners, he's hick rich.

hick rich by Mike Gainer August 12, 2005

Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

hipsterlicious 

Something or someone that is extremely hipster.

Your knowledge of indie music, vintage style and overuse of the word 'ethnocentric' is quite hipsterlicious.

hipsterlicious by acowfrog September 13, 2011

hipster calisthenics 

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

hipster calisthenics by phantomg6 March 11, 2013