mid-hard

A erection that is half soft and half hard due to distraction of masterbation or broken penis.

I was fucking christina last night and when she jump up she hit my dick and it broke creating a mid-hard.

by Carson H January 13, 2006

The Hard Hat

Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.

After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.

by Teh Dr. Evil September 14, 2008

Slay hard. Play hard

A shitty saying that trashy ass white girls use when they think they’re the shit. Commonly used by whores or just plain out retards

Oh beck I slay hard. play hard. I’m about to get dicked down

by Mudslidespapi November 19, 2019

Mom why is my pp hard?

Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m

Mom why is my pp hard?

by gasjumper November 5, 2020

Try Hard

One who has to compensate for their lack of skill by subjecting themselves to tremendous amounts of effort, especially in the areas of academics and athletics. Most "try hards" often fail in their attempts at success and therefore exists in a constant state of self-apathy and extreme stress. It should be noted that "trying hard" at something is not at all dishonorable. Therefore, one should note the distinction between "trying hard" and a "try hard".

Try Hard: How long did you study for that test?
Intelligent Student: Just a moderate amount of time, an hour or so, but I got a A-, so I'm satisfied.

Try Hard: What!? I studied for four hours and made a C+!

by jdsalinger1212 October 7, 2011

rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.

HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner

by CFCB7 July 1, 2014

getting hard

According to Zack Smith from facebook, "getting hard" is the act of coming to someone's wall and "posting shit with an attitude."

are you getting hard with me?

by jehmeaz July 24, 2006