jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 6, 2022

Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.

My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.

by Giggles555 December 24, 2017

half-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and one grandparent in common with another living being.

Half-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Half Slipped Out Nob

When you're inside with protection, and you pull out real quick, then half your raw nob is out of the condom

He’s pregnant because I got a half slipped out nob

by Dirty nob January 11, 2020

half-grandnibling

Half-sibling's grandchild.

My half-grandnibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019