Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.

As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.

by Melanoma April 4, 2010

Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020

Dirty Derrick

When you fuck a girl for the first time and she's on her period but you decided to fuck before you 69d

You see that girl with the lipstick on over there? she got dirty Derrick'd last night.

by Madder raves June 4, 2020

Dirty jakub

When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria

Jakub loves being a dirty jakub

by Grandadshagger420 February 1, 2021

Dirty Dolphin

When a man is about to put it in vaginally and accidentally knocks on the anal door. Her negative response sounds like flipper "eehh eehhh. eehh eehhh."

Kate and I had sex for the first time last night and I missed her pussy at first. I felt so sheepish about giving her a dirty dolphin.

by Lifeykins September 23, 2008

dirty tiffany

when a big boobed whore steals your chocalate muffin when you told the bitch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its gone and she is no where to be found

when i see the bitch that did the dirty tiffany im going to punch her big ass titty

by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 9, 2008

Dirty Randy

A unique tequila shot. Rather than licking the salt, taking the shot, and biting the lime... One instead snorts the salt, takes the shot, then squirts the lime into their eye. The same effect is achieved, but it is much more entertaining to those around you!

Holy shit dude, did you hear that Jake had a Dirty Randy two nights in a row? The guys at the bar thought he was fucking insane!!!

by AHordeOfJews June 7, 2014