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Dead Mom Kid

A Dead Mom Kid is a person who takes what was intended to be a lighthearted, funny, stupid, and/or silly joke or moment and suddenly makes it awkward and serious by bringing up really personal details about themselves that you would figure to be something they want to keep in their private lives. Often times they do this very casually or try to talk about it like it's funny and you suddenly don't know what to say to them other than "that sucks" or "wow I'm sorry" to be polite. Often accompanied with trying to disengage oneself from the situation by means of excuse accompanied with a silent vow to never speak to said person again.

This most commonly happens when someone makes a casual "your mom" joke and the receiver of the joke responds with something along the lines of "My mom is dead" whether the joke was meant to be offensive or not.
Remember kids: Don't be the dead mom kid.
by Ikesorea January 13, 2011
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dead meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.
During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
by missmuffinface June 1, 2010
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Red Dead Redemption 2

DUDE, RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. I WAS ON ALL NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE FINAL. whatever, i still have red dead redemption 2 though.
by STEPMOMPINGASRRR November 14, 2018
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It will be over when I’m dead!

It will be over when I’m dead! — the definition of a good old fashioned grudge.
Example:

First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.

Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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my dad is dead

When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"
by GipperAKH October 30, 2007
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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.
This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.
by nopseudosavailable May 15, 2019
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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.
Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat
by GrayHollows August 13, 2022
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