lock your keys in your car

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

lock your keys in your car by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008

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Three Cees Car Wash

Best car wash on the planet located in Herndon, Virginia. After you take your ride through Three Cees your car will look good as new. Three Cees Car Wash is well known for fast service and hard working employees. Members of Washington D.C. sports teams, like the Wizards and the Redskins, are frequent visitors.

"Yo, my whip is looking old and beat. I need to take this thing to Three Cees Car Wash so I can get my ride lookin' pristine!"

"Three Cees Car Wash is off the hook! No other car wash even compares!"

"If you don't take your car to Three Cees Car Wash then you don't deserve a license!"

Three Cees Car Wash by Dash Dice October 16, 2007

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dub car

The sound created by the change in pressure from inside a car and outside when a single window is open at high speeds. The sound is similar to the "wub" noise made in dub step music.

Brandon: Who the fuck is causing dub car?
Mitchell: Sorry my window's down.
Brandon: Roll it up bitch...

dub car by CD642002 July 15, 2011